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Quick overview
Where we ship: United States only.
Carrier: USPS (domestic).
Order processing / production: Orders are processed and shipped within 1–2 business days after being placed.
Transit time: Most customers receive their package within 3–4 business days after shipment.
Remote/extra fees: We do not charge additional remote-area fees — shipping is a flat per-item rate across the U.S.
(Note: “flat per-item rate” means there are no extra remote-area surcharges — the per-item charge is determined only by the item’s weight bracket, as shown below.)
Shipping — weight-based tiers: Shipping cost increases by $4.50 for each 0.5 lb bracket.
Any item weighing more than 12 lb is charged the flat $220.00 rate.
Tracking: Yes — every order includes a tracking number.
Designer Original! This premium cotton tee features the hilarious quote: "Why do alien abductions only happen at night? It's already nine o'clock in the evening. You're only telling me now that you'll need a human being for school tomorrow?” The perfect gift for sci-fi fans and lovers of dark humor. Ready to ship and wear your unique sense of humor!
Care Instructions for longer life for decal: No Bleach, Line Dry, Cool Iron, No Dry Clean.
Keyword:Alien Joke T-Shirt, 3i/atlas, Sci-Fi Humor Tee, UFO T-Shirt, Funny Graphic Tee, Custom Printed T-Shirt, Dad Joke Apparel, Abduction Shirt, Outer Space Shirt
Quick overview
Where we ship: United States only.
Carrier: USPS (domestic).
Order processing / production: Orders are processed and shipped within 1–2 business days after being placed.
Transit time: Most customers receive their package within 3–4 business days after shipment.
Remote/extra fees: We do not charge additional remote-area fees — shipping is a flat per-item rate across the U.S.
(Note: “flat per-item rate” means there are no extra remote-area surcharges — the per-item charge is determined only by the item’s weight bracket, as shown below.)
Shipping — weight-based tiers: Shipping cost increases by $4.50 for each 0.5 lb bracket.
Any item weighing more than 12 lb is charged the flat $220.00 rate.
Tracking: Yes — every order includes a tracking number.
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